Are you Qualified ?

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> > > > The following small quiz consists of 4 questions, it tells whether you
> > > > are qualified to be a professional. According to "some" statistics
> > > > around 90% of the professionals failed the exam. Scroll down
> > > > for the answers.
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> > > > The questions are not that difficult. You just need to be a
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> > > > 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
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> > > > The correct answer is : open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and
> > > > close the door.
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> > > > The next question tests whether you are doing simple things in a
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> > > > 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
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> > > > Wrong Answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and close the
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> > > > Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in
> > > > the elephant and close the door. 
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> > > > The next question tests your prudence.
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> > > > 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals
> > > >    attend except one.  Which animal does not attend ?
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> > > > Correct Answer: The Elephant! ...still in the refrigerator!
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> > > > The next question tests whether you have a comprehensive thinking.
> > > > OK, if you did not answer the last three questions correctly, this one
> > > > may be your last chance to testify your qualification to be a professional.
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> > > > 4. There is a river, which is lived in by crocodiles. How do you
> > > >    manage to cross it?
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> > > > Correct Answer: Simply swim through it. All the crocodiles are
> > > > attending the Animal Meeting! 
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> > > > I hope you got this one correct!
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