>"So, You Think It's Easy to Learn English???"
> {Read it out loud.}
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>We must polish the Polish furniture.
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>He could lead if he would get the lead out.
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>The farm was used to produce produce.
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>The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
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>The soldier decided to desert in the desert.
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>This was a good time to present the present. 
>(This last could mean "gift" or "era of time.")
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>A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
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>When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
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>I did not object to the object.
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>The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
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>The bandage was wound around the wound.
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>There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
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>They were too close to the door to close it.
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>The buck does funny things when the does are present.
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>They sent a sewer down to stitch the tear in the sewer line.
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>To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
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>The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
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>After a number of injections my jaw got number.
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>Upon seeing the tear in my clothes I shed a tear.
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>I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
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How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?