The Genie on the Island
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> Three guys were on an island. One of the guys finds a Genie lamp in
> the sand and picks it up.  After examining it, he rubbed it and out popped
> a Genie.

> The Genie says to them, "For freeing me I will grant you each of you
> ONE wish."

> So the first guy said, "I wish I was 25% smarter."
> So PUFF, he was 25% smarter, built a raft and got off the island.

> The second guy said, "I wish I was 50% smarter."
> So PUFF, he was 50% smarter, built a canoe and got off the island.

> The third guy said, "I wish I was 100% smarter."
> So PUFF, he became a woman and walked accross the bridge.